nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45E6444F.46403BC7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42BA6E4B.C4701881@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Stan Jensen wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> > > > >
> > > > > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> > > > > night light.
> > > >
> > > > Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> > > >
> > > > The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
> > >
> > > Sounds like they don't know what they're Darwin!
> >
> > The Empire bans stem cell research and abortion.
> >
> > The Empire is found to have suppressed evidence on global warming.
>
> Remains of a cricket referee found incased in concrete in the base of a
> building: Foundation and Umpire.

Actual book titles by retire Umpire Ron Luciano: The Umpire Strikes
Back, Fall
Of The Roman Umpire.

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:47A02EF4.77CBD2F2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:45E6444F.46403BC7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:42BA6E4B.C4701881@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Stan Jensen wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as
a
> > > > > > night light.
> > > > >
> > > > > Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> > > > >
> > > > > The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
> > > >
> > > > Sounds like they don't know what they're Darwin!
> > >
> > > The Empire bans stem cell research and abortion.
> > >
> > > The Empire is found to have suppressed evidence on global warming.
> >
> > Remains of a cricket referee found incased in concrete in the base of a
> > building: Foundation and Umpire.
>
> Actual book titles by retire Umpire Ron Luciano: The Umpire Strikes
> Back, Fall
> Of The Roman Umpire.

I'm reading Foreword The Foundation at the moment, and I'll tell you what -
it's a hell of a long foreword!