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Tim Bruening
02-15-2008, 02:55 AM
Happy Valentines Day!

Steve Hayes
02-15-2008, 04:57 AM
On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:55:03 -0800, Tim Bruening
<tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>Happy Valentines Day!

Happy Onesimus's Day.


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Sir F. A. Rien
02-15-2008, 11:28 AM
Steve Hayes <hayesmstw@hotmail.com> found these unused words:

>On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:55:03 -0800, Tim Bruening
><tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
>>Happy Valentines Day!
>
>Happy Onesimus's Day.

Timmiee's everbody's sweet meat ...

Sir F. A. Rien
02-15-2008, 11:29 AM
Clearlize2002@aol.com found these unused words:

>On Feb 15, 2:55?am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>> Happy Valentines Day!
>
>Is the actual day a religious holiday or not?
>I've never seen a Saint Valentine's Day Mass occur.
It's postal ... Mass mailings.

Tim Bruening
02-16-2008, 12:21 AM
Steve Hayes wrote:

> On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:55:03 -0800, Tim Bruening
> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> >Happy Valentines Day!
>
> Happy Onesimus's Day.

Who is/was Onesimus?

Steve Hayes
02-16-2008, 12:29 AM
On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:28:36 -0800, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com>
wrote:

>Steve Hayes <hayesmstw@hotmail.com> found these unused words:
>
>>On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:55:03 -0800, Tim Bruening
>><tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>
>>>Happy Valentines Day!
>>
>>Happy Onesimus's Day.
>
>Timmiee's everbody's sweet meat ...

Happy Pamphilius's Day!

Happy Valens's Day!



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Steve Hayes
02-16-2008, 12:40 AM
On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:21:23 -0800, Tim Bruening
<tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>
>
>Steve Hayes wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:55:03 -0800, Tim Bruening
>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>
>> >Happy Valentines Day!
>>
>> Happy Onesimus's Day.
>
>Who is/was Onesimus?

Protege of St Paul.

Who is/was Valentine?


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Tim Bruening
02-16-2008, 01:07 AM
Steve Hayes wrote:

> On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:28:36 -0800, Sir F. A. Rien <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Steve Hayes <hayesmstw@hotmail.com> found these unused words:
> >
> >>On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:55:03 -0800, Tim Bruening
> >><tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >>
> >>>Happy Valentines Day!
> >>
> >>Happy Onesimus's Day.
> >
> >Timmiee's everbody's sweet meat ...
>
> Happy Pamphilius's Day!

Who is he?

Sir F. A. Rien
02-16-2008, 11:44 AM
Steve Hayes <hayesmstw@hotmail.com> found these unused words:

>On Fri, 15 Feb 2008 21:21:23 -0800, Tim Bruening
><tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>Steve Hayes wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:55:03 -0800, Tim Bruening
>>> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>>
>>> >Happy Valentines Day!
>>>
>>> Happy Onesimus's Day.
>>
>>Who is/was Onesimus?
>
>Protege of St Paul.
>
>Who is/was Valentine?

You're posting on the 'net and haven't a clue about search engines?

Must be Timmette's sister ...

nemo
02-17-2008, 01:58 AM
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:47B54556.54E97B65@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Happy Valentines Day!
>
>
Ooooh! Fan queue! It was.

Nice and quiet and spent at home. At least I didn't get a stripper disguised
an a Woman Police ****stable from PP - Deptford Division, like around ten
years ago at work.

IC3, ugly, hairy legs, and when I had to get down and remove the greetings
card from her garter, she put her hand over her pudendum/beaver as if she
should be so lucky that I was that desperate!!!

Then the bloke who'd organised it said to me, "I bet that was your very
first sexual experience wazn tit?!"

A few milli-seconds later he had his first
hitting-the-floor-hard-with-the-back-of-his-head-with-a-very-sore-jaw
experience!! The look of surprise on his previously smug face was worth
£1Million!!!!

I said to him, "Never go by appearances. I don't. After all, you look quite
intelligent!"

And of course, the staff had also wasted their £50, beak horse I just
switched on the old "doctors' manner" and went through the motions with no
embarrassment at all - especially after I'd previously been a telephone
engineer in Soho in the 60s and had seen (I won't say 'done' - too many
nasty diseases around even in those days) . . seen things that would have
made *his* eyes water! - and Casanova's - the well known new Italian
restaurant!!

Heheheheheee!

Effterghghall, I might have forgotten how to sign my name and got really
confused as to my location .

I might have been cipherless and not known if I was gone or 'ere!

nemo
02-17-2008, 01:58 AM
"Steve Hayes" <hayesmstw@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:fboar312ouu364r7nq6m699u16el91goie@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:55:03 -0800, Tim Bruening
> <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> >Happy Valentines Day!
>
> Happy Onesimus's Day.
>
>
What about Onanists' Day? These days at least it's safer!

Onan the Barbarian. He used to toss himself off, but rougher!

Tim Bruening
02-17-2008, 04:30 PM
nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:47B54556.54E97B65@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Happy Valentines Day!
> >
> >
> Ooooh! Fan queue! It was.
>
> Nice and quiet and spent at home. At least I didn't get a stripper disguised
> an a Woman Police ****stable from PP - Deptford Division, like around ten
> years ago at work.
>
> IC3, ugly, hairy legs, and when I had to get down and remove the greetings
> card from her garter, she put her hand over her pudendum/beaver as if she
> should be so lucky that I was that desperate!!!
>
> Then the bloke who'd organised it said to me, "I bet that was your very
> first sexual experience wazn tit?!"
>
> A few milli-seconds later he had his first
> hitting-the-floor-hard-with-the-back-of-his-head-with-a-very-sore-jaw
> experience!! The look of surprise on his previously smug face was worth
> £1Million!!!!
>
> I said to him, "Never go by appearances. I don't. After all, you look quite
> intelligent!"
>
> And of course, the staff had also wasted their £50, beak horse I just
> switched on the old "doctors' manner" and went through the motions with no
> embarrassment at all - especially after I'd previously been a telephone
> engineer in Soho in the 60s and had seen (I won't say 'done' - too many
> nasty diseases around even in those days) . . seen things that would have
> made *his* eyes water! - and Casanova's - the well known new Italian
> restaurant!!

Did you go through any SEXUAL motions?