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Tim Bruening
02-16-2008, 12:18 AM
Hauke Reddmann wrote:

> This vampire joke is dedictaed to He whose name is
> only whispered in horror on ahp. No, not Lord Voldemort,
> dummy.
>
> Q: Can you shoot a vampire?
>
> A: If the gun has crosshairs.
>
> Oh, I nearly forgot, Angel has cancelled his
> telephone line. Too much crosstalk.

Also, Angel's cell phone keeps locking up!

> OK, enough cross-references, count yourself lucky
> I didn't crosspost or you would REALLY get cross...

I'm certain that vampires really hate crossposts.:)

Michael N. LeVine
02-16-2008, 07:37 AM
In article <47B67240.D09C0D6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

> Hauke Reddmann wrote:
>
> > This vampire joke is dedictaed to He whose name is
> > only whispered in horror on ahp. No, not Lord Voldemort,
> > dummy.
> >
> > Q: Can you shoot a vampire?
> >
> > A: If the gun has crosshairs.
> >
> > Oh, I nearly forgot, Angel has cancelled his
> > telephone line. Too much crosstalk.
>
> Also, Angel's cell phone keeps locking up!
>
> > OK, enough cross-references, count yourself lucky
> > I didn't crosspost or you would REALLY get cross...
>
> I'm certain that vampires really hate crossposts.:)

Are moslem vampires afraid of croissant's?
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All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
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