As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
of Annexation.

Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?

All in favor, subscribe.



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Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:g9khs3d7jf7ugnmtvqqoa7c096qhbl74tf@4ax.com:

>
> As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
> kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
> them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
> news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
> of Annexation.

It'd help if any of them delivered pizzas.

> Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
> known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
> the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
> waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
> little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?

How about threatening phone calls or plagiarized poetry?

> All in favor, subscribe.

Pleace to forward all traffice to alt.****nozzles as they are on topic
there. OKTHXBIE.

--
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in dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
COOSN-266-06-01895 - Supreme Holy Overlord of alt.****nozzles
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award & July 2005 Hammer of Thor.
Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle - Dec. 2005
"I have always thought that the reason Dinosaurs were so big is because
of the dramatic difference in gravitational strength between that time
period and now" - Edmo the paleontologist.

On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>
>As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
>them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
>news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
>of Annexation.
>
>Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
>known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
>the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
>waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
>little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>
>All in favor, subscribe.

money wankers all suck my black hole.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:33:33 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>>kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
>>them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
>>news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
>>of Annexation.
>>
>>Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
>>known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
>>the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
>>waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
>>little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>>
>>All in favor, subscribe.
>
>money wankers all suck my black hole.

odds are 475 to 485.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

> As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
> kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
> them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
> news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
> of Annexation.
>
> Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
> known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
> the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
> waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
> little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>
> All in favor, subscribe.

SVBSCRIEBB!

['nose added]

--
PJR :-)

On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:50:47 +0000, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
<pjr@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:

>In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>> As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>> kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
>> them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
>> news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
>> of Annexation.
>>
>> Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
>> known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
>> the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
>> waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
>> little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>>
>> All in favor, subscribe.
>
>SVBSCRIEBB!
>
>['nose added]

<wipes cobwebs>
Oh sure, add the dead group.
*CREEEEEK*

Okay, I'm outta here.


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:39:49 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:33:33 -0500, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>>>kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
>>>them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
>>>news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
>>>of Annexation.
>>>
>>>Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
>>>known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
>>>the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
>>>waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
>>>little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>>>
>>>All in favor, subscribe.
>>
>>money wankers all suck my black hole.
>
>odds are 475 to 485.

those odds suck, but less thann my ***.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

On Feb 29, 11:52 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:50:47 +0000, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
> <p...@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>
>
> >In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
> ><a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
> >> As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
> >> kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
> >> them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
> >> news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
> >> of Annexation.
>
> >> Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
> >> known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
> >> the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
> >> waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
> >> little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>
> >> All in favor, subscribe.
>
> >SVBSCRIEBB!
>
> >['nose added]
>
> <wipes cobwebs>
> Oh sure, add the dead group.
> *CREEEEEK*
>
> Okay, I'm outta here.
>
you can have my vote only if you promise that by electing you i can
live a life of sloth.

--
Slipped Moebius
Possibly missing the point.
mhm28x9

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

>As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
>them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
>news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
>of Annexation.

<vader>
You think you have been treated unfairly?
</vader>
>
>Are we no longer AUK?

Nay!

>Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
>known usenet wide?

Nay!

>Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
>the lame and ****witted are left in control?

Nay!

>Or shall we enmass lay
>waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
>little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?

Aye!
>
>All in favor, subscribe.

Engage the remote neural monitoring and longitudinal interferometers.

--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco

In article <g9khs3d7jf7ugnmtvqqoa7c096qhbl74tf@4ax.com>, Aratzio
says...

>
> As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
> kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
> them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
> news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
> of Annexation.
>
> Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
> known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
> the lame and ****witted are left in control?

Given that teh B8MBis are already in control,
teh lame and fjuckwitted would be an improvement

> Or shall we enmass lay
> waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
> little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?

Is raping the house anything like molesting a mountainside?

> All in favor, subscribe.

Moo-oo-oo-oo!!!1!

--

"I never thought there were corners in time
until I was told to go stand in one"
.....Grace Slick

On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 02:13:02 -0800 (PST), in the land of
alt.usenet.kooks, Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> got
double secret probation for writing:

>On Feb 29, 11:52 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:50:47 +0000, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
>> <p...@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>
>>
>> >In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
>> ><a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>> >> kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
>> >> them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
>> >> news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
>> >> of Annexation.
>>
>> >> Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
>> >> known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
>> >> the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
>> >> waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
>> >> little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>>
>> >> All in favor, subscribe.
>>
>> >SVBSCRIEBB!
>>
>> >['nose added]
>>
>> <wipes cobwebs>
>> Oh sure, add the dead group.
>> *CREEEEEK*
>>
>> Okay, I'm outta here.
>>
>you can have my vote only if you promise that by electing you i can
>live a life of sloth.

Best we can do is turn you into a sloth.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 08:14:04 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
Cow Tse Tung <chairmancovv@hotmail.com> got double secret probation
for writing:

>In article <g9khs3d7jf7ugnmtvqqoa7c096qhbl74tf@4ax.com>, Aratzio
>says...
>
>>
>> As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>> kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
>> them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
>> news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
>> of Annexation.
>>
>> Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
>> known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
>> the lame and ****witted are left in control?
>
>Given that teh B8MBis are already in control,
>teh lame and fjuckwitted would be an improvement

You haven't heard? The b8mbies have been abducted by aliens wishing to
probe some serious anal. B8mbies have not been heard from in over a
month. The aliens tried to give them back after a week.

>
>> Or shall we enmass lay
>> waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
>> little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>
>Is raping the house anything like molesting a mountainside?

Think dried wood.

>
>> All in favor, subscribe.
>
>Moo-oo-oo-oo!!!1!


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:58:41 -0500
dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:39:49 -0800, Aratzio
> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:33:33 -0500, in the land of
> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got double secret probation for writing:
> >
> >>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>>wrote:
> >>
> >>>
> >>>As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
> >>>kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes
> >in>>them) and criminally stupid people from the
> >alt.battlestar-galactica>>news group, I feel it fitting that we
> >perform that age old tradition>>of Annexation.
> >>>
> >>>Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled
> >entity>>known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as
> >usenet dies and>>the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or
> >shall we enmass lay>>waste once more to innocent newsgroups,
> >shall we terrorize their poor>>little puppies, rape the houses,
> >burn the cattle and shoot the women?>>
> >>>All in favor, subscribe.
> >>
> >>money wankers all suck my black hole.
> >
> >odds are 475 to 485.
>
> those odds suck, but less thann my ***.
>
Lets beat up the old people in rec.quilting...

--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/29/bush-tyrants/

On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 09:00:03 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
§ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:58:41 -0500
>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wasted precious bandwith with:
>
>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:39:49 -0800, Aratzio
>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:33:33 -0500, in the land of
>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got double secret probation for writing:
>> >
>> >>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
>> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>>wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>>As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>> >>>kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes
>> >in>>them) and criminally stupid people from the
>> >alt.battlestar-galactica>>news group, I feel it fitting that we
>> >perform that age old tradition>>of Annexation.
>> >>>
>> >>>Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled
>> >entity>>known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as
>> >usenet dies and>>the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or
>> >shall we enmass lay>>waste once more to innocent newsgroups,
>> >shall we terrorize their poor>>little puppies, rape the houses,
>> >burn the cattle and shoot the women?>>
>> >>>All in favor, subscribe.
>> >>
>> >>money wankers all suck my black hole.
>> >
>> >odds are 475 to 485.
>>
>> those odds suck, but less thann my ***.
>>
>Lets beat up the old people in rec.quilting...

Have you ever tried that? Thems is some bad mamas.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

In article <i73js3dpu4g0kvq8sc2hbgppr5vqf9s3ua@4ax.com>,
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 09:00:03 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>§ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for
>writing:
>
>>On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:58:41 -0500
>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>
>>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:39:49 -0800, Aratzio
>>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:33:33 -0500, in the land of
>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got double secret probation for writing:
>>> >
>>> >>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
>>> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>>wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>>> >>>kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes
>>> >in>>them) and criminally stupid people from the
>>> >alt.battlestar-galactica>>news group, I feel it fitting that we
>>> >perform that age old tradition>>of Annexation.
>>> >>
>>> >>money wankers all suck my black hole.
>>> >
>>> >odds are 475 to 485.
>>>
>>> those odds suck, but less thann my ***.
>>>
>>Lets beat up the old people in rec.quilting...
>
>Have you ever tried that? Thems is some bad mamas.

Yes, and they are well-supplied with Extremely Sharp Objects that they
wield with great skill.

Charlotte (formerly of RCTQ)
--

On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 17:16:21 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, clb@green.rahul.net (Charlotte L.
Blackmer) got double secret probation for writing:

>In article <i73js3dpu4g0kvq8sc2hbgppr5vqf9s3ua@4ax.com>,
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 09:00:03 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>§ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for
>>writing:
>>
>>>On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:58:41 -0500
>>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wasted precious bandwith with:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:39:49 -0800, Aratzio
>>>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:33:33 -0500, in the land of
>>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>> >
>>>> >>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
>>>> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>>wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>>>> >>>kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes
>>>> >in>>them) and criminally stupid people from the
>>>> >alt.battlestar-galactica>>news group, I feel it fitting that we
>>>> >perform that age old tradition>>of Annexation.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>money wankers all suck my black hole.
>>>> >
>>>> >odds are 475 to 485.
>>>>
>>>> those odds suck, but less thann my ***.
>>>>
>>>Lets beat up the old people in rec.quilting...
>>
>>Have you ever tried that? Thems is some bad mamas.
>
>Yes, and they are well-supplied with Extremely Sharp Objects that they
>wield with great skill.
>
>Charlotte (formerly of RCTQ)

It is that "all the really mean things I wanted to say to my little
brats growing up" coming out.

--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio wrote:

>
> As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
> kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
> them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
> news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
> of Annexation.
>
> Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
> known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
> the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
> waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
> little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>
> All in favor, subscribe.

IAWTS (TINS)

On Mar 1, 11:31 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 02:13:02 -0800 (PST), in the land of
> alt.usenet.kooks, Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> got
> double secret probation for writing:
>
>
>
> >On Feb 29, 11:52 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >> On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:50:47 +0000, in the land of
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
> >> <p...@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >> >In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
> >> ><a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
> >> >> As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
> >> >> kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
> >> >> them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
> >> >> news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
> >> >> of Annexation.
>
> >> >> Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
> >> >> known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
> >> >> the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
> >> >> waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
> >> >> little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>
> >> >> All in favor, subscribe.
>
> >> >SVBSCRIEBB!
>
> >> >['nose added]
>
> >> <wipes cobwebs>
> >> Oh sure, add the dead group.
> >> *CREEEEEK*
>
> >> Okay, I'm outta here.
>
> >you can have my vote only if you promise that by electing you i can
> >live a life of sloth.
>
> Best we can do is turn you into a sloth.
>
Hmmm.

Well...

ok.

--
Sloth Moebius
mhm28x9

On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 10:06:01 -0800 (PST), in the land of
alt.battlestar-galactica, Slipped Moebius
<erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On Mar 1, 11:31 am, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 02:13:02 -0800 (PST), in the land of
>> alt.usenet.kooks, Slipped Moebius <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> got
>> double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>
>>
>> >On Feb 29, 11:52 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >> On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:50:47 +0000, in the land of
>> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
>> >> <p...@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >> >In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
>> >> ><a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >> >> As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>> >> >> kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
>> >> >> them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
>> >> >> news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
>> >> >> of Annexation.
>>
>> >> >> Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
>> >> >> known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
>> >> >> the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
>> >> >> waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
>> >> >> little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>>
>> >> >> All in favor, subscribe.
>>
>> >> >SVBSCRIEBB!
>>
>> >> >['nose added]
>>
>> >> <wipes cobwebs>
>> >> Oh sure, add the dead group.
>> >> *CREEEEEK*
>>
>> >> Okay, I'm outta here.
>>
>> >you can have my vote only if you promise that by electing you i can
>> >live a life of sloth.
>>
>> Best we can do is turn you into a sloth.
>>
>Hmmm.
>
>Well...
>
>ok.

Report to plant #9, section #8, room 4B. Please bring your medical
records and the signed release form.

Oh yeah, a bribe for the techs would be a REALLY good idea.


--

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2

On Sun, 2 Mar 2008 08:34:28 -0800, in the land of alt.aratzio,
§ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:32:23 -0800
>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>
>> On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 17:16:21 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, clb@green.rahul.net
>> (Charlotte L. Blackmer) got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>> >In article <i73js3dpu4g0kvq8sc2hbgppr5vqf9s3ua@4ax.com>,
>> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >>On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 09:00:03 -0800, in the land of
>> >alt.usenet.kooks,>§ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double
>> >secret probation for>writing:
>> >>
>> >>>On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:58:41 -0500
>> >>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wasted precious bandwith with:
>> >>>
>> >>>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:39:49 -0800, Aratzio
>> >>>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> >On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:33:33 -0500, in the land of
>> >>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>> >>>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got double secret probation for writing:
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
>> >>>> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>>wrote:
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>>
>> >>>> >>>As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of
>> >faux>>> >>>kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things
>> >with holes>>> >in>>them) and criminally stupid people from the
>> >>>> >alt.battlestar-galactica>>news group, I feel it fitting that
>> >we>>> >perform that age old tradition>>of Annexation.
>> >>>> >>
>> >>>> >>money wankers all suck my black hole.
>> >>>> >
>> >>>> >odds are 475 to 485.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> those odds suck, but less thann my ***.
>> >>>>
>> >>>Lets beat up the old people in rec.quilting...
>> >>
>> >>Have you ever tried that? Thems is some bad mamas.
>> >
>> >Yes, and they are well-supplied with Extremely Sharp Objects that
>> >they wield with great skill.
>> >
>> >Charlotte (formerly of RCTQ)
>>
>> It is that "all the really mean things I wanted to say to my
>> little brats growing up" coming out.
>>
>
>OLD PEOPLE ARE MEEN!
>:(

Well, DUH!

--

Miguel, once again stating the obvious:

Message-ID: <9ukjs35elqfmo5p9llamc0fle67jtuu24r@4ax.com>

"Yes, I must be impotent."

On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:32:23 -0800
Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 17:16:21 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, clb@green.rahul.net
> (Charlotte L. Blackmer) got double secret probation for writing:
>
> >In article <i73js3dpu4g0kvq8sc2hbgppr5vqf9s3ua@4ax.com>,
> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 09:00:03 -0800, in the land of
> >alt.usenet.kooks,>§ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double
> >secret probation for>writing:
> >>
> >>>On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:58:41 -0500
> >>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >>>
> >>>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:39:49 -0800, Aratzio
> >>>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> >On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:33:33 -0500, in the land of
> >>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
> >>>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got double secret probation for writing:
> >>>> >
> >>>> >>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
> >>>> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>>wrote:
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>>
> >>>> >>>As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of
> >faux>>> >>>kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things
> >with holes>>> >in>>them) and criminally stupid people from the
> >>>> >alt.battlestar-galactica>>news group, I feel it fitting that
> >we>>> >perform that age old tradition>>of Annexation.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >>money wankers all suck my black hole.
> >>>> >
> >>>> >odds are 475 to 485.
> >>>>
> >>>> those odds suck, but less thann my ***.
> >>>>
> >>>Lets beat up the old people in rec.quilting...
> >>
> >>Have you ever tried that? Thems is some bad mamas.
> >
> >Yes, and they are well-supplied with Extremely Sharp Objects that
> >they wield with great skill.
> >
> >Charlotte (formerly of RCTQ)
>
> It is that "all the really mean things I wanted to say to my
> little brats growing up" coming out.
>

OLD PEOPLE ARE MEEN!
:(

--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/01/mccain-fcc-lobbying/

> On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 09:00:03 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
> §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
> >On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:58:41 -0500
> >dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >
> >> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:39:49 -0800, Aratzio
> >> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:33:33 -0500, in the land of
> >> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
> >> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got double secret probation for writing:
> >> >
> >> >>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
> >> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>>wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>>
> >> >>>As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
> >> >>>kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes
> >> >in>>them) and criminally stupid people from the
> >> >alt.battlestar-galactica>>news group, I feel it fitting that we
> >> >perform that age old tradition>>of Annexation.
> >> >>>
> >> >>>Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled
> >> >entity>>known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as
> >> >usenet dies and>>the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or
> >> >shall we enmass lay>>waste once more to innocent newsgroups,
> >> >shall we terrorize their poor>>little puppies, rape the houses,
> >> >burn the cattle and shoot the women?>>
> >> >>>All in favor, subscribe.
> >> >>
> >> >>money wankers all suck my black hole.
> >> >
> >> >odds are 475 to 485.
> >>
> >> those odds suck, but less thann my ***.
> >>
> >Lets beat up the old people in rec.quilting...
>
> Have you ever tried that? Thems is some bad mamas.
>
True enough...old people can be pretty ****in mean...

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Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 2 Mar 2008 08:34:28 -0800, in the land of alt.aratzio,
> §ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double secret probation for
> writing:
>
> >On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:32:23 -0800
> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >
> >> On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 17:16:21 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, clb@green.rahul.net
> >> (Charlotte L. Blackmer) got double secret probation for writing:
> >>
> >> >In article <i73js3dpu4g0kvq8sc2hbgppr5vqf9s3ua@4ax.com>,
> >> >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >> >>On Sat, 1 Mar 2008 09:00:03 -0800, in the land of
> >> >alt.usenet.kooks,>§ñühw¤£f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> got double
> >> >secret probation for>writing:
> >> >>
> >> >>>On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:58:41 -0500
> >> >>>dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:39:49 -0800, Aratzio
> >> >>>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> >On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:33:33 -0500, in the land of
> >> >>>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
> >> >>>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got double secret probation for writing:
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >>On Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
> >> >>>> ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>>wrote:
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >>>
> >> >>>> >>>As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of
> >> >faux>>> >>>kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things
> >> >with holes>>> >in>>them) and criminally stupid people from the
> >> >>>> >alt.battlestar-galactica>>news group, I feel it fitting that
> >> >we>>> >perform that age old tradition>>of Annexation.
> >> >>>> >>
> >> >>>> >>money wankers all suck my black hole.
> >> >>>> >
> >> >>>> >odds are 475 to 485.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> those odds suck, but less thann my ***.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>Lets beat up the old people in rec.quilting...
> >> >>
> >> >>Have you ever tried that? Thems is some bad mamas.
> >> >
> >> >Yes, and they are well-supplied with Extremely Sharp Objects that
> >> >they wield with great skill.
> >> >
> >> >Charlotte (formerly of RCTQ)
> >>
> >> It is that "all the really mean things I wanted to say to my
> >> little brats growing up" coming out.
> >>
> >
> >OLD PEOPLE ARE MEEN!
> >:(
>
> Well, DUH!
>
A lifes worth of bitterness and dissapointments!

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Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:o6ohs3hr244lc91vkmdpenof5q57cofads@4ax.com:

> On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:50:47 +0000, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
> <pjr@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>>> kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
>>> them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
>>> news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
>>> of Annexation.
>>>
>>> Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
>>> known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
>>> the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
>>> waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
>>> little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>>>
>>> All in favor, subscribe.
>>
>>SVBSCRIEBB!
SUSCRIBE2

>>['nose added]

Tsk tsk Ratz for overlooking the Nose. Tsk tsk

> <wipes cobwebs>
> Oh sure, add the dead group.
> *CREEEEEK*

It's not dead, it's been resting.

> Okay, I'm outta here.
>
>



--
Black Metal ist Krieg

On Mon, 3 Mar 2008 03:57:39 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
alt.battlestar-galactica, spooge <spooge@petitmorteREMOVETHIS.net> got
double secret probation for writing:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:o6ohs3hr244lc91vkmdpenof5q57cofads@4ax.com:
>
>> On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:50:47 +0000, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Peter J Ross
>> <pjr@example.invalid> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>In alt.usenet.kooks on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:54:41 -0800, Aratzio
>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> As AUK has been subjected to the plaintive mewlings of faux
>>>> kookologists, faux legal bagels (round doughy things with holes in
>>>> them) and criminally stupid people from the alt.battlestar-galactica
>>>> news group, I feel it fitting that we perform that age old tradition
>>>> of Annexation.
>>>>
>>>> Are we no longer AUK? Are we no longer that feared and reviled entity
>>>> known usenet wide? Shall we sit on the sidelines as usenet dies and
>>>> the lame and ****witted are left in control? Or shall we enmass lay
>>>> waste once more to innocent newsgroups, shall we terrorize their poor
>>>> little puppies, rape the houses, burn the cattle and shoot the women?
>>>>
>>>> All in favor, subscribe.
>>>
>>>SVBSCRIEBB!
>SUSCRIBE2
>
>>>['nose added]
>
>Tsk tsk Ratz for overlooking the Nose. Tsk tsk
>
>> <wipes cobwebs>
>> Oh sure, add the dead group.
>> *CREEEEEK*
>
>It's not dead, it's been resting.

Tired from a long troll? The one where it pretended to die, a couple
years ago?

>
>> Okay, I'm outta here.
>>
>>


--

Miguel, once again stating the obvious:

Message-ID: <9ukjs35elqfmo5p9llamc0fle67jtuu24r@4ax.com>

"Yes, I must be impotent."