Forwarded kook awards ballot:

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:

>Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2008 Usenet Kook
>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>
>* you are a notorious net.kook
>* you attempt to vote twice
>* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>* you vote for or against yourself
>* you vote in a thread other than this one
>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>* you have officially been declared non-existent
>* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>
>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on March 8th to cast your votes.
>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
>BOBO AWARD
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Keith Francis William Noble AKA "adolfhitler at shaw dot ca"
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>KOOK OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> George Dance
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> George Dance
> Jeff Relf
> Roadrunner Andy
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>COWARD OF THE MONTH
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Abbedd of rec.music.classical.recordings
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gerald Newton
> Keith Francis William Noble AKA "adolfhitler at shaw dot ca"
> Warhol
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>GOLDEN KILLFILE
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Greg "Greegor" Hanson
> The Mark Morgan Fanbois from rec.radio.* AKA The "Outer Filth Trio"
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gunner Asch
> Michael "Howdy" Schmidt
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>PALMJOB PADDLE
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Big-8 Management Board and news.groups.proposals
> Charles Lysaght
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>
> Warhol (Holocaust Revisionism/Denial)
>
> YES
> NO
> Abstain
>
>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> Gerald Newton
> Will Dockery
> None of the above
> Abstain
>
>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>TAR & FEATHERS
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy
> Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Gunner Asch
> Zanthius
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Carl Rogers
> John Wentzky
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)
>
> Alan Connor posting as "Tom Newton"
> Johnny Wizard
> Neither of the above
> Abstain
>
>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Edmond Heinz Wollmann
> Gerald Newton
> Abstain
>
>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Bill Hughes
> Charles Lysaght
> Harvey Daye Jr.
> Will Dockery
> Abstain
>
>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Alexa Cameron
> Pamela Russell
> Abstain
>
>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
> (Vote for one or abstain)
>
> Big-8 Management Board
> Nightbat of alt.astronomy and the Darla sockpuppet brigade
> The One True Roger and TNKev
> Abstain
>
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>
>Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.

--
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On Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:06:43 -0700, Art Deco wrote:

> Forwarded kook awards ballot:
>
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org> wrote:
>
>>Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2008 Usenet Kook
>>Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
>>burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
>>Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
>>
>>* you are a notorious net.kook
>>* you attempt to vote twice
>>* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
>>* you vote for or against yourself
>>* you vote in a thread other than this one
>>* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
>>* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
>>* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
>>* you have officially been declared non-existent
>>* you are under the protection of a Formosa ruling
>>
>>Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
>>until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) EST on March 8th to cast your votes.
>>Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>>
>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>>BOBO AWARD
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Keith Francis William Noble AKA "adolfhitler at shaw dot ca"
>>

>> NO

>>KOOK OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

>> George Dance

>>CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)


>> Jeff Relf


>>COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)


>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy


>>LOONEY MAROON AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)


>> Warhol


>>GOLDEN KILLFILE
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


>> The Mark Morgan Fanbois from rec.radio.* AKA The "Outer Filth Trio"


>>JOSEPH BARTLO MEMORIAL PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)


>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy


>>PALMJOB PADDLE
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)


>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy


>>DOUGLAS GRANT MEDAL FOR HISTORICAL REVISIONISM
>> (Vote YES, NO, or abstain)
>>
>> Warhol (Holocaust Revisionism/Denial)
>>
>> YES


>>GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
>> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)


>> Gerald Newton


>>
>>SPECIAL OPS CODY MEMORIAL PURPLE HEART
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


>> Richard "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville


>>TAR & FEATHERS
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy


>>72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


>> Zanthius


>>BOLO BULLIS FOAM DUCK
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

>> Neither of the above

>>ORDER OF THE HOLEY SOCKPUPPET
>> (Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)


>> Johnny Wizard


>>OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
>> (Vote for one or abstain)


>> Gerald Newton

>>OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
>> (Vote for one or abstain)


>> Bill Hughes


>>
>>KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
>> (Vote for one or abstain)


>> Alexa Cameron


>>MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
>> (Vote for one or abstain)


>> Nightbat of alt.astronomy and the Darla sockpuppet brigade


>>- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>>
>>Fluffy thanks you for your participation. Meow.

Meow, even.

ESL!

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