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Aratzio
03-02-2008, 11:12 PM
On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
for writing:

>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>wall:
>
>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>
>>PLONK
>
>
>oooh....a PLONK
>
>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>ego-trip PLONK reply.

So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
every turn?

--

Miguel, once again stating the obvious:

Message-ID: <9ukjs35elqfmo5p9llamc0fle67jtuu24r@4ax.com>

"Yes, I must be impotent."

The One True Roger
03-03-2008, 12:35 PM
On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
wall:

>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>for writing:
>
>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>wall:
>>
>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>
>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>
>>>PLONK
>>
>>
>>oooh....a PLONK
>>
>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>
>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>every turn?


If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.

--
"What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of
liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of
patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."
- Thomas Jefferson to William Stephens Smith, 1787

"The best propaganda omits rather than invents" - Mason Cooley

Aratzio
03-03-2008, 01:12 PM
On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
<love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:

>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>wall:
>
>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>for writing:
>>
>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>wall:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>
>>>>PLONK
>>>
>>>
>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>
>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>
>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>every turn?
>
>
>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.

WOW!
Another IKYABWAI
Scathing.

So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?

The One True Roger
03-03-2008, 02:36 PM
On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:45 GMT, I found that Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
wall:

>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>
>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>wall:
>>
>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>>for writing:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>wall:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>>
>>>>>PLONK
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>>
>>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>>
>>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>>every turn?
>>
>>
>>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.
>
>WOW!
>Another IKYABWAI
>Scathing.
>
>So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?

So Pee-Wee, when are you going on your next big adventure?
--
"What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of
liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of
patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."
- Thomas Jefferson to William Stephens Smith, 1787

"The best propaganda omits rather than invents" - Mason Cooley

Aratzio
03-03-2008, 03:06 PM
On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:43 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
<love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:

>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:45 GMT, I found that Aratzio
><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>wall:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>
>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>wall:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>>>for writing:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>wall:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>PLONK
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>>>
>>>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>>>
>>>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>>>every turn?
>>>
>>>
>>>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.
>>
>>WOW!
>>Another IKYABWAI
>>Scathing.
>>
>>So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?
>
>So Pee-Wee, when are you going on your next big adventure?

*snork*
The fine trolling technique of the outer-filth.

1. Look like an idiot.
2. Prove you are an idiot.
3. Repeat.

Next up, "made you post!"

The One True Roger
03-03-2008, 11:03 PM
On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:06:08 GMT, I found that Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
wall:

>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:43 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:45 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>wall:
>>
>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>wall:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>PLONK
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>>>>
>>>>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>>>>every turn?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.
>>>
>>>WOW!
>>>Another IKYABWAI
>>>Scathing.
>>>
>>>So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?
>>
>>So Pee-Wee, when are you going on your next big adventure?
>
>*snork*
>The fine trolling technique of the outer-filth.
>
>1. Look like an idiot.
>2. Prove you are an idiot.
>3. Repeat.
>
>Next up, "made you post!"

Yes, you have qualified for all 3.

--
"What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of
liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of
patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."
- Thomas Jefferson to William Stephens Smith, 1787

"The best propaganda omits rather than invents" - Mason Cooley

Aratzio
03-04-2008, 12:11 AM
On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:03:29 -0600, in the land of alt.aratzio, The
One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation for
writing:

>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:06:08 GMT, I found that Aratzio
><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>wall:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:43 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>
>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:45 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>wall:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>wall:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>for writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>PLONK
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>>>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>>>>>every turn?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.
>>>>
>>>>WOW!
>>>>Another IKYABWAI
>>>>Scathing.
>>>>
>>>>So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?
>>>
>>>So Pee-Wee, when are you going on your next big adventure?
>>
>>*snork*
>>The fine trolling technique of the outer-filth.
>>
>>1. Look like an idiot.
>>2. Prove you are an idiot.
>>3. Repeat.
>>
>>Next up, "made you post!"
>
>Yes, you have qualified for all 3.

Will you ever actually try a flame, outer-filth? Or will you just wear
the virtual boot plants with pride?

--

Miguel, once again stating the obvious:

Message-ID: <9ukjs35elqfmo5p9llamc0fle67jtuu24r@4ax.com>

"Yes, I must be impotent."

The One True Roger
03-04-2008, 07:49 AM
On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:11:47 -0800, I found that Aratzio
<a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
wall:

>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:03:29 -0600, in the land of alt.aratzio, The
>One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation for
>writing:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:06:08 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>wall:
>>
>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:43 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:45 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>wall:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>for writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>PLONK
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>>>>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>>>>>>every turn?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.
>>>>>
>>>>>WOW!
>>>>>Another IKYABWAI
>>>>>Scathing.
>>>>>
>>>>>So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?
>>>>
>>>>So Pee-Wee, when are you going on your next big adventure?
>>>
>>>*snork*
>>>The fine trolling technique of the outer-filth.
>>>
>>>1. Look like an idiot.
>>>2. Prove you are an idiot.
>>>3. Repeat.
>>>
>>>Next up, "made you post!"
>>
>>Yes, you have qualified for all 3.
>
>Will you ever actually try a flame, outer-filth? Or will you just wear
>the virtual boot plants with pride?


You really love me Aratzio, I can tell.

--
"What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of
liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of
patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."
- Thomas Jefferson to William Stephens Smith, 1787

"The best propaganda omits rather than invents" - Mason Cooley

Aratzio
03-04-2008, 09:19 AM
On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:49:18 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
<love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:

>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:11:47 -0800, I found that Aratzio
><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>wall:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:03:29 -0600, in the land of alt.aratzio, The
>>One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation for
>>writing:
>>
>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:06:08 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>wall:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:43 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:45 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>wall:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>PLONK
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>>>>>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>>>>>>>every turn?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>WOW!
>>>>>>Another IKYABWAI
>>>>>>Scathing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?
>>>>>
>>>>>So Pee-Wee, when are you going on your next big adventure?
>>>>
>>>>*snork*
>>>>The fine trolling technique of the outer-filth.
>>>>
>>>>1. Look like an idiot.
>>>>2. Prove you are an idiot.
>>>>3. Repeat.
>>>>
>>>>Next up, "made you post!"
>>>
>>>Yes, you have qualified for all 3.
>>
>>Will you ever actually try a flame, outer-filth? Or will you just wear
>>the virtual boot plants with pride?
>
>
>You really love me Aratzio, I can tell.

Do keep your love fantasies to yourself.

Daedalus
03-04-2008, 10:03 AM
On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:49:18 -0600, The One True Roger
<love2play@gawab.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:11:47 -0800, I found that Aratzio
><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>wall:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:03:29 -0600, in the land of alt.aratzio, The
>>One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation for
>>writing:
>>
>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:06:08 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>wall:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:43 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:45 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>wall:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>PLONK
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>>>>>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>>>>>>>every turn?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>WOW!
>>>>>>Another IKYABWAI
>>>>>>Scathing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?
>>>>>
>>>>>So Pee-Wee, when are you going on your next big adventure?
>>>>
>>>>*snork*
>>>>The fine trolling technique of the outer-filth.
>>>>
>>>>1. Look like an idiot.
>>>>2. Prove you are an idiot.
>>>>3. Repeat.
>>>>
>>>>Next up, "made you post!"
>>>
>>>Yes, you have qualified for all 3.
>>
>>Will you ever actually try a flame, outer-filth? Or will you just wear
>>the virtual boot plants with pride?
>
>
>You really love me Aratzio, I can tell.

I care about you enough to make you a FOAD sandwich.

Jade

Aratzio
03-04-2008, 10:09 AM
On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:03:27 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, Daedalus
<jade@newtko0ouks.biz> bloviated:

>On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:49:18 -0600, The One True Roger
><love2play@gawab.com> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:11:47 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>wall:
>>
>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:03:29 -0600, in the land of alt.aratzio, The
>>>One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation for
>>>writing:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:06:08 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>wall:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:43 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:45 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>for writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>PLONK
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>>>>>>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>>>>>>>>every turn?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>WOW!
>>>>>>>Another IKYABWAI
>>>>>>>Scathing.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So Pee-Wee, when are you going on your next big adventure?
>>>>>
>>>>>*snork*
>>>>>The fine trolling technique of the outer-filth.
>>>>>
>>>>>1. Look like an idiot.
>>>>>2. Prove you are an idiot.
>>>>>3. Repeat.
>>>>>
>>>>>Next up, "made you post!"
>>>>
>>>>Yes, you have qualified for all 3.
>>>
>>>Will you ever actually try a flame, outer-filth? Or will you just wear
>>>the virtual boot plants with pride?
>>
>>
>>You really love me Aratzio, I can tell.
>
>I care about you enough to make you a FOAD sandwich.
I care enough to make you a "Pound Sand Up Your ***" cake.

Daedalus
03-04-2008, 01:07 PM
On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:09:12 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:03:27 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, Daedalus
><jade@newtko0ouks.biz> bloviated:
>
>>On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:49:18 -0600, The One True Roger
>><love2play@gawab.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:11:47 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>wall:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:03:29 -0600, in the land of alt.aratzio, The
>>>>One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>writing:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:06:08 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>wall:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:43 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:45 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>PLONK
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>>>>>>>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>>>>>>>>>every turn?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>WOW!
>>>>>>>>Another IKYABWAI
>>>>>>>>Scathing.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>So Pee-Wee, when are you going on your next big adventure?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>*snork*
>>>>>>The fine trolling technique of the outer-filth.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>1. Look like an idiot.
>>>>>>2. Prove you are an idiot.
>>>>>>3. Repeat.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Next up, "made you post!"
>>>>>
>>>>>Yes, you have qualified for all 3.
>>>>
>>>>Will you ever actually try a flame, outer-filth? Or will you just wear
>>>>the virtual boot plants with pride?
>>>
>>>
>>>You really love me Aratzio, I can tell.
>>
>>I care about you enough to make you a FOAD sandwich.
>I care enough to make you a "Pound Sand Up Your ***" cake.
I care enough to pour you a Piss Off on the rocks with a twist.

Jade

Archie Leach
03-06-2008, 11:28 PM
Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:

>On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:09:12 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:03:27 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, Daedalus
>><jade@newtko0ouks.biz> bloviated:
>>
>>>On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:49:18 -0600, The One True Roger
>>><love2play@gawab.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:11:47 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>wall:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:03:29 -0600, in the land of alt.aratzio, The
>>>>>One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>writing:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:06:08 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:43 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:45 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>PLONK
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>>>>>>>>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>>>>>>>>>>every turn?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>WOW!
>>>>>>>>>Another IKYABWAI
>>>>>>>>>Scathing.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>So Pee-Wee, when are you going on your next big adventure?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>*snork*
>>>>>>>The fine trolling technique of the outer-filth.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>1. Look like an idiot.
>>>>>>>2. Prove you are an idiot.
>>>>>>>3. Repeat.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Next up, "made you post!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yes, you have qualified for all 3.
>>>>>
>>>>>Will you ever actually try a flame, outer-filth? Or will you just wear
>>>>>the virtual boot plants with pride?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>You really love me Aratzio, I can tell.
>>>
>>>I care about you enough to make you a FOAD sandwich.
>>I care enough to make you a "Pound Sand Up Your ***" cake.
>I care enough to pour you a Piss Off on the rocks with a twist.
I care enough to bake you a Pineapple Up-Yours-Sidedown cake.

Aratzio
03-07-2008, 08:09 AM
On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:28:08 -0600, in alt.aratzio, Archie Leach
<leach@thepen.ismightier> bloviated:

>Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:09:12 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:03:27 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, Daedalus
>>><jade@newtko0ouks.biz> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:49:18 -0600, The One True Roger
>>>><love2play@gawab.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:11:47 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>wall:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:03:29 -0600, in the land of alt.aratzio, The
>>>>>>One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:06:08 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:43 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:45 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>>>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PLONK
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>>>>>>>>>>>every turn?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>WOW!
>>>>>>>>>>Another IKYABWAI
>>>>>>>>>>Scathing.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>So Pee-Wee, when are you going on your next big adventure?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>*snork*
>>>>>>>>The fine trolling technique of the outer-filth.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>1. Look like an idiot.
>>>>>>>>2. Prove you are an idiot.
>>>>>>>>3. Repeat.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Next up, "made you post!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Yes, you have qualified for all 3.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Will you ever actually try a flame, outer-filth? Or will you just wear
>>>>>>the virtual boot plants with pride?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>You really love me Aratzio, I can tell.
>>>>
>>>>I care about you enough to make you a FOAD sandwich.
>>>I care enough to make you a "Pound Sand Up Your ***" cake.
>>I care enough to pour you a Piss Off on the rocks with a twist.
>I care enough to bake you a Pineapple Up-Yours-Sidedown cake.
I care enough to fry you up a batch of Hush-the-****-ups.

Daedalus
03-07-2008, 10:34 AM
On Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:09:53 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
wrote:

>On Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:28:08 -0600, in alt.aratzio, Archie Leach
><leach@thepen.ismightier> bloviated:
>
>>Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 15:09:12 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:03:27 -0500, in alt.usenet.kooks, Daedalus
>>>><jade@newtko0ouks.biz> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:49:18 -0600, The One True Roger
>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 21:11:47 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:03:29 -0600, in the land of alt.aratzio, The
>>>>>>>One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation for
>>>>>>>writing:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:06:08 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:36:43 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:12:45 GMT, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:35:35 -0600, in alt.aratzio, The One True Roger
>>>>>>>>>>><love2play@gawab.com> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:12:04 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 19:52:26 -0600, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>The One True Roger <love2play@gawab.com> got double secret probation
>>>>>>>>>>>>>for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:34:48 -0800, I found that Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> Scribbled the following on the bathroom
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wall:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:11:06 -0800, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>miguel <mjc101@gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I don't know why Peter Pansy pinged you, but do it again, please.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PLONK
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>oooh....a PLONK
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>If you are going to killfile someone, just do it, don't use the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ego-trip PLONK reply.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>So how does it feel to be so out of touch that humor evades you at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>every turn?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>If I was so out of touch with it, my nym would be Aratzio.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>WOW!
>>>>>>>>>>>Another IKYABWAI
>>>>>>>>>>>Scathing.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>So do tell, why does Atlas fear such a pathetic weasel as you?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>So Pee-Wee, when are you going on your next big adventure?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>*snork*
>>>>>>>>>The fine trolling technique of the outer-filth.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>1. Look like an idiot.
>>>>>>>>>2. Prove you are an idiot.
>>>>>>>>>3. Repeat.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Next up, "made you post!"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Yes, you have qualified for all 3.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Will you ever actually try a flame, outer-filth? Or will you just wear
>>>>>>>the virtual boot plants with pride?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You really love me Aratzio, I can tell.
>>>>>
>>>>>I care about you enough to make you a FOAD sandwich.
>>>>I care enough to make you a "Pound Sand Up Your ***" cake.
>>>I care enough to pour you a Piss Off on the rocks with a twist.
>>I care enough to bake you a Pineapple Up-Yours-Sidedown cake.
>I care enough to fry you up a batch of Hush-the-****-ups.
I care enough to unwrap you a Hershey's kiss-my-***.

Jade