Tim Bruening
03-24-2008, 04:45 AM
angel_vampire14 wrote:
> Alrigty here's my idea of a anti-vampire house:
>
> Doorhandles> Crosses
Gloves would counter that ploy.
>
> Holy water on top on doors, so everytime a vamp managies to bypass the
> crosses is soaked with holy water.
How would you prevent human visitors from being soaked?
> Stakes either molded onto doors or have a sensor so when a vamp is
> detected, stakes fly out from all directions.
>
> A huge cross in the hallway so the vamp with be confronted by a dirty,
> great image of Christ.
Why a dirty image of Christ?
> Garlic all over the house.
>
> Amulets all around the room and charms to cover everything.
>
> A stake underneath the pillow and holy water and a cross on a side
> table.
>
> Any better ideas about> post them it'll be most intresting to read.
Holy water pistols and holy water balloons on the side tables, and
crossbows and dart guns (with hollow wooden darts containing holy water)
hanging on the walls.
Wouter Valentijn
03-24-2008, 07:24 AM
Tim Bruening wrote:
> angel_vampire14 wrote:
>
>> Alrigty here's my idea of a anti-vampire house:
>>
>> Doorhandles> Crosses
>
> Gloves would counter that ploy.
Maybe not if they were like razors.
>
>>
>> Holy water on top on doors, so everytime a vamp managies to bypass
>> the crosses is soaked with holy water.
>
> How would you prevent human visitors from being soaked?
Umbrella's
Raincoats
>
>> Stakes either molded onto doors or have a sensor so when a vamp is
>> detected, stakes fly out from all directions.
>>
>> A huge cross in the hallway so the vamp with be confronted by a
>> dirty, great image of Christ.
>
> Why a dirty image of Christ?
That's puzzling yes.
>
>> Garlic all over the house.
>>
>> Amulets all around the room and charms to cover everything.
>>
>> A stake underneath the pillow and holy water and a cross on a side
>> table.
>>
>> Any better ideas about> post them it'll be most intresting to read.
>
> Holy water pistols and holy water balloons on the side tables, and
> crossbows and dart guns (with hollow wooden darts containing holy
> water) hanging on the walls.
Or a simple denial of entry spell. ;-)
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Tru Davies
03-24-2008, 02:54 PM
On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:24:40 +0100, "Wouter Valentijn"
<liam@valentijn.nu> wrote:
>Tim Bruening wrote:
>> angel_vampire14 wrote:
>>
>>> Alrigty here's my idea of a anti-vampire house:
>>>
>>> Doorhandles> Crosses
>>
>> Gloves would counter that ploy.
>
>Maybe not if they were like razors.
They have doorchandles shaped like a cell phone?
>
>>
>>>
>>> Holy water on top on doors, so everytime a vamp managies to bypass
>>> the crosses is soaked with holy water.
>>
>> How would you prevent human visitors from being soaked?
>
>Umbrella's
>Raincoats
>
>>
>>> Stakes either molded onto doors or have a sensor so when a vamp is
>>> detected, stakes fly out from all directions.
>>>
>>> A huge cross in the hallway so the vamp with be confronted by a
>>> dirty, great image of Christ.
>>
>> Why a dirty image of Christ?
>
>That's puzzling yes.
>
>>
>>> Garlic all over the house.
>>>
>>> Amulets all around the room and charms to cover everything.
>>>
>>> A stake underneath the pillow and holy water and a cross on a side
>>> table.
>>>
>>> Any better ideas about> post them it'll be most intresting to read.
>>
>> Holy water pistols and holy water balloons on the side tables, and
>> crossbows and dart guns (with hollow wooden darts containing holy
>> water) hanging on the walls.
>
>Or a simple denial of entry spell. ;-)
Wouter Valentijn
03-24-2008, 03:02 PM
Tru Davies wrote:
> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:24:40 +0100, "Wouter Valentijn"
> <liam@valentijn.nu> wrote:
>
>> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>> angel_vampire14 wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alrigty here's my idea of a anti-vampire house:
>>>>
>>>> Doorhandles> Crosses
>>>
>>> Gloves would counter that ploy.
>>
>> Maybe not if they were like razors.
>
> They have doorchandles shaped like a cell phone?
Nope, I meant like this:
http://www.jatai.net/images/products/Plier_Razor.jpg
:D
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Tru Davies
03-24-2008, 05:16 PM
On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:02:37 +0100, "Wouter Valentijn"
<liam@valentijn.nu> wrote:
>Tru Davies wrote:
>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:24:40 +0100, "Wouter Valentijn"
>> <liam@valentijn.nu> wrote:
>>
>>> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>> angel_vampire14 wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alrigty here's my idea of a anti-vampire house:
>>>>>
>>>>> Doorhandles> Crosses
>>>>
>>>> Gloves would counter that ploy.
>>>
>>> Maybe not if they were like razors.
>>
>> They have doorchandles shaped like a cell phone?
>
>Nope, I meant like this:
>
>http://www.jatai.net/images/products/Plier_Razor.jpg
>
>:D
Well I meant like this:
http://www.motorola.com/consumer/v/index.jsp?vgnextoid=706eab651780b010VgnVCM10000082 06b00aRCRD&show=productHome
Wouter Valentijn
03-24-2008, 05:28 PM
Tru Davies wrote:
> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:02:37 +0100, "Wouter Valentijn"
> <liam@valentijn.nu> wrote:
>
>> Tru Davies wrote:
>>> On Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:24:40 +0100, "Wouter Valentijn"
>>> <liam@valentijn.nu> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>>> angel_vampire14 wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alrigty here's my idea of a anti-vampire house:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Doorhandles> Crosses
>>>>>
>>>>> Gloves would counter that ploy.
>>>>
>>>> Maybe not if they were like razors.
>>>
>>> They have doorchandles shaped like a cell phone?
>>
>> Nope, I meant like this:
>>
>> http://www.jatai.net/images/products/Plier_Razor.jpg
>>
: D
> Well I meant like this:
>
> http://www.motorola.com/consumer/v/index.jsp?vgnextoid=706eab651780b010VgnVCM10000082 06b00aRCRD&show=productHome
I thought you were leaning in that direction. ;-)
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