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nemo
06-26-2008, 05:36 PM
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> Stan Jensen wrote:
>
> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> >
> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> > night light.
>
> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
>
> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>
> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor after a
> close election.
>
> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
>
> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also set up a
> "Home Galaxy Security Department".

They look after the chocolate bars?

06-26-2008, 08:44 PM
"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> Stan Jensen wrote:
>>
>> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
>> >
>> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
>> > night light.
>>
>> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
>>
>> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>>
>> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor after a
>> close election.
>>
>> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
>>
>> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also set up a
>> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
>
> They look after the chocolate bars?
>
Yum...

nemo
06-28-2008, 04:30 PM
<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>
> >>
> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
> >>
> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> >> >
> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> >> > night light.
> >>
> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> >>
> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
> >>
> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor after a
> >> close election.
> >>
> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
> >>
> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also set up a
> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
> >
> > They look after the chocolate bars?
> >
> Yum...
>
You're not Spitfire from alt.tastless.humour from 9/11 days are yer. He used
to do one-word answers.

He also used to try to wind people up by signing off, "You done yet?" so I
started using, "Odin yet?? Norse not!"

We've got a beer here in teh UK called Spitfire and at teh bottom of teh
label it says, "The Bottle of Britain"!!

Yum, again!

06-28-2008, 04:52 PM
"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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> <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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>> >
>> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
>> >> >
>> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
>> >> > night light.
>> >>
>> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
>> >>
>> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>> >>
>> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor after a
>> >> close election.
>> >>
>> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
>> >>
>> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also set up
>> >> a
>> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
>> >
>> > They look after the chocolate bars?
>> >
>> Yum...
>>
> You're not Spitfire from alt.tastless.humour from 9/11 days are yer. He
> used
> to do one-word answers.

NO.

>
> He also used to try to wind people up by signing off, "You done yet?" so I
> started using, "Odin yet?? Norse not!"

Shocking!


>
> We've got a beer here in teh UK called Spitfire and at teh bottom of teh
> label it says, "The Bottle of Britain"!!

Wish I had a dozen bottles of it right now!

> Yum, again!
>
That was nice of you.

HJ

nemo
06-29-2008, 05:05 AM
<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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> >
> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
> > news:ytKdneDecNWRpfnVnZ2dnUVZ_vadnZ2d@centurytel.n et...
> >>
> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> >> news:BZT8k.16446$E41.281@text.news.virginmedia.com ...
> >> >
> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> >> >> > night light.
> >> >>
> >> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> >> >>
> >> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
> >> >>
> >> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor after
a
> >> >> close election.
> >> >>
> >> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
> >> >>
> >> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also set
up
> >> >> a
> >> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
> >> >
> >> > They look after the chocolate bars?
> >> >
> >> Yum...
> >>
> > You're not Spitfire from alt.tastless.humour from 9/11 days are yer. He
> > used
> > to do one-word answers.
>
> NO.
>
Fairy nough.
> >
> > He also used to try to wind people up by signing off, "You done yet?" so
I
> > started using, "Odin yet?? Norse not!"
>
> Shocking!
>
So are Donner Kebabs!

> >
> > We've got a beer here in teh UK called Spitfire and at teh bottom of teh
> > label it says, "The Bottle of Britain"!!
>
> Wish I had a dozen bottles of it right now!
>
> > Yum, again!
> >
> That was nice of you.
>
Purely accidental higher sewer ewe.

06-29-2008, 04:37 PM
"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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> <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
>> news:Nbx9k.17436$E41.15407@text.news.virginmedia.c om...
>> >
>> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
>> > news:ytKdneDecNWRpfnVnZ2dnUVZ_vadnZ2d@centurytel.n et...
>> >>
>> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
>> >> news:BZT8k.16446$E41.281@text.news.virginmedia.com ...
>> >> >
>> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as
>> >> >> > a
>> >> >> > night light.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor
>> >> >> after
> a
>> >> >> close election.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also set
> up
>> >> >> a
>> >> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
>> >> >
>> >> > They look after the chocolate bars?
>> >> >
>> >> Yum...
>> >>
>> > You're not Spitfire from alt.tastless.humour from 9/11 days are yer. He
>> > used
>> > to do one-word answers.
>>
>> NO.
>>
> Fairy nough.
>> >
>> > He also used to try to wind people up by signing off, "You done yet?"
>> > so
> I
>> > started using, "Odin yet?? Norse not!"
>>
>> Shocking!
>>
> So are Donner Kebabs!
>
>> >
>> > We've got a beer here in teh UK called Spitfire and at teh bottom of
>> > teh
>> > label it says, "The Bottle of Britain"!!
>>
>> Wish I had a dozen bottles of it right now!
>>
>> > Yum, again!
>> >
>> That was nice of you.
>>
> Purely accidental higher sewer ewe.
>
What are the odds of that?

HJ

nemo
07-03-2008, 06:21 PM
<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>
> >>
> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
> >>
> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> >> >
> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> >> > night light.
> >>
> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> >>
> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
> >>
> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor after a
> >> close election.
> >>
> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
> >>
> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also set up a
> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
> >
> > They look after the chocolate bars?
> >
> Yum...
>
I used to like Galaxy chocolate, except the main flavour was the modified
starch from cornflour that it was thickened with. Shoiws how little cocoa
there was in it! It didn't like me though. Gave me indigestion it did!

I'm noshing a bar of inSainsbury's Belgian dark chocolate at the moment.
Umyay umyay! Uchmay Etterbay!

07-03-2008, 06:26 PM
"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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> <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
>> news:BZT8k.16446$E41.281@text.news.virginmedia.com ...
>> >
>> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
>> >> >
>> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
>> >> > night light.
>> >>
>> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
>> >>
>> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>> >>
>> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor after a
>> >> close election.
>> >>
>> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
>> >>
>> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also set up
>> >> a
>> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
>> >
>> > They look after the chocolate bars?
>> >
>> Yum...
>>
> I used to like Galaxy chocolate, except the main flavour was the modified
> starch from cornflour that it was thickened with. Shoiws how little cocoa
> there was in it! It didn't like me though. Gave me indigestion it did!
>
> I'm noshing a bar of inSainsbury's Belgian dark chocolate at the moment.
> Umyay umyay! Uchmay Etterbay!
>
I like dark chocolate as well.

nemo
07-04-2008, 01:30 AM
<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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> >
> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
> > news:VbKdne-kkpYOOfvVnZ2dnUVZ_hOdnZ2d@centurytel.net...
> >>
> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> >> news:Nbx9k.17436$E41.15407@text.news.virginmedia.c om...
> >> >
> >> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
> >> > news:ytKdneDecNWRpfnVnZ2dnUVZ_vadnZ2d@centurytel.n et...
> >> >>
> >> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> >> >> news:BZT8k.16446$E41.281@text.news.virginmedia.com ...
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> >> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber
as
> >> >> >> > a
> >> >> >> > night light.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor
> >> >> >> after
> > a
> >> >> >> close election.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also
set
> > up
> >> >> >> a
> >> >> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
> >> >> >
> >> >> > They look after the chocolate bars?
> >> >> >
> >> >> Yum...
> >> >>
> >> > You're not Spitfire from alt.tastless.humour from 9/11 days are yer.
He
> >> > used
> >> > to do one-word answers.
> >>
> >> NO.
> >>
> > Fairy nough.
> >> >
> >> > He also used to try to wind people up by signing off, "You done yet?"
> >> > so
> > I
> >> > started using, "Odin yet?? Norse not!"
> >>
> >> Shocking!
> >>
> > So are Donner Kebabs!
> >
> >> >
> >> > We've got a beer here in teh UK called Spitfire and at teh bottom of
> >> > teh
> >> > label it says, "The Bottle of Britain"!!
> >>
> >> Wish I had a dozen bottles of it right now!
> >>
> >> > Yum, again!
> >> >
> >> That was nice of you.
> >>
> > Purely accidental higher sewer ewe.
> >
> What are the odds of that?
>
About 12:50. I'm having Batata curry (Alloo alloo alloo!) in a few minutes,
with Basmati rice and a mung bean curry with all the spices that aren't in
the Batata Vada. Works well that does. You get a nice contrast of flavours -
and with a nice bottle of inSainsbury's Montepulciano d'Abruzzo to wash it
down with.

Well, only two or three glasses actually. I've got to be up early tomorrow
to take delivery of a Sigma 10-20mm zoom lens. I'm fed up with having to
walk backwards to get everything in shot! There are these things called
cliffs you know! :o(

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghghghghg ! . . . . SPLATT!

nemo
07-04-2008, 01:30 AM
<honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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> >
> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
> > news:ytKdneDecNWRpfnVnZ2dnUVZ_vadnZ2d@centurytel.n et...
> >>
> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> >> news:BZT8k.16446$E41.281@text.news.virginmedia.com ...
> >> >
> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as a
> >> >> > night light.
> >> >>
> >> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> >> >>
> >> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
> >> >>
> >> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor after
a
> >> >> close election.
> >> >>
> >> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
> >> >>
> >> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also set
up
> >> >> a
> >> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
> >> >
> >> > They look after the chocolate bars?
> >> >
> >> Yum...
> >>
> > I used to like Galaxy chocolate, except the main flavour was the
modified
> > starch from cornflour that it was thickened with. Shoiws how little
cocoa
> > there was in it! It didn't like me though. Gave me indigestion it did!
> >
> > I'm noshing a bar of inSainsbury's Belgian dark chocolate at the moment.
> > Umyay umyay! Uchmay Etterbay!
> >
> I like dark chocolate as well.
>
They've just started putting milk solids in the Green and Black's 85% cocoa
solids chocolate and I'm Vegan! :o(

I thought this sort of thing would happen when I found out that dumb bloody
Cadbury's had bought a 60% stake in the company!

The G&B stuff is £1.69 ($3.35) a bar. The Sainsbury's is 99p ($1.96) a bar.
So I'm saving money as well.

07-04-2008, 05:24 PM
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>> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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>> >>
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>> >> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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>> >> >>
>> >> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
>> >> >> news:BZT8k.16446$E41.281@text.news.virginmedia.com ...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >> >> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber
> as
>> >> >> >> > a
>> >> >> >> > night light.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor
>> >> >> >> after
>> > a
>> >> >> >> close election.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also
> set
>> > up
>> >> >> >> a
>> >> >> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > They look after the chocolate bars?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Yum...
>> >> >>
>> >> > You're not Spitfire from alt.tastless.humour from 9/11 days are yer.
> He
>> >> > used
>> >> > to do one-word answers.
>> >>
>> >> NO.
>> >>
>> > Fairy nough.
>> >> >
>> >> > He also used to try to wind people up by signing off, "You done
>> >> > yet?"
>> >> > so
>> > I
>> >> > started using, "Odin yet?? Norse not!"
>> >>
>> >> Shocking!
>> >>
>> > So are Donner Kebabs!
>> >
>> >> >
>> >> > We've got a beer here in teh UK called Spitfire and at teh bottom of
>> >> > teh
>> >> > label it says, "The Bottle of Britain"!!
>> >>
>> >> Wish I had a dozen bottles of it right now!
>> >>
>> >> > Yum, again!
>> >> >
>> >> That was nice of you.
>> >>
>> > Purely accidental higher sewer ewe.
>> >
>> What are the odds of that?
>>
> About 12:50. I'm having Batata curry (Alloo alloo alloo!) in a few
> minutes,
> with Basmati rice and a mung bean curry with all the spices that aren't in
> the Batata Vada. Works well that does. You get a nice contrast of
> flavours -
> and with a nice bottle of inSainsbury's Montepulciano d'Abruzzo to wash it
> down with.
>
> Well, only two or three glasses actually. I've got to be up early tomorrow
> to take delivery of a Sigma 10-20mm zoom lens. I'm fed up with having to
> walk backwards to get everything in shot! There are these things called
> cliffs you know! :o(
>
> Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghghghghg ! . . . . SPLATT!
>
Curry....GOOD!

Splat....BAD!

HJ

07-04-2008, 05:26 PM
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>> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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>> >>
>> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
>> >> news:BZT8k.16446$E41.281@text.news.virginmedia.com ...
>> >> >
>> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber as
>> >> >> > a
>> >> >> > night light.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor
>> >> >> after
> a
>> >> >> close election.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also set
> up
>> >> >> a
>> >> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
>> >> >
>> >> > They look after the chocolate bars?
>> >> >
>> >> Yum...
>> >>
>> > I used to like Galaxy chocolate, except the main flavour was the
> modified
>> > starch from cornflour that it was thickened with. Shoiws how little
> cocoa
>> > there was in it! It didn't like me though. Gave me indigestion it did!
>> >
>> > I'm noshing a bar of inSainsbury's Belgian dark chocolate at the
>> > moment.
>> > Umyay umyay! Uchmay Etterbay!
>> >
>> I like dark chocolate as well.
>>
> They've just started putting milk solids in the Green and Black's 85%
> cocoa
> solids chocolate and I'm Vegan! :o(
>
> I thought this sort of thing would happen when I found out that dumb
> bloody
> Cadbury's had bought a 60% stake in the company!
>
> The G&B stuff is £1.69 ($3.35) a bar. The Sainsbury's is 99p ($1.96) a
> bar.
> So I'm saving money as well.
>
Drinking Hot cocoa makes me "Hot"!

HJ

nemo
07-05-2008, 03:11 PM
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> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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> >
> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
> > news:lYmdnZW1FK6fz_DVnZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@centurytel.n et...
> >>
> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> >> news:xhcbk.20382$E41.12325@text.news.virginmedia.c om...
> >> >
> >> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
> >> > news:ytKdneDecNWRpfnVnZ2dnUVZ_vadnZ2d@centurytel.n et...
> >> >>
> >> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> >> >> news:BZT8k.16446$E41.281@text.news.virginmedia.com ...
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> >> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber
as
> >> >> >> > a
> >> >> >> > night light.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor
> >> >> >> after
> > a
> >> >> >> close election.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also
set
> > up
> >> >> >> a
> >> >> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
> >> >> >
> >> >> > They look after the chocolate bars?
> >> >> >
> >> >> Yum...
> >> >>
> >> > I used to like Galaxy chocolate, except the main flavour was the
> > modified
> >> > starch from cornflour that it was thickened with. Shoiws how little
> > cocoa
> >> > there was in it! It didn't like me though. Gave me indigestion it
did!
> >> >
> >> > I'm noshing a bar of inSainsbury's Belgian dark chocolate at the
> >> > moment.
> >> > Umyay umyay! Uchmay Etterbay!
> >> >
> >> I like dark chocolate as well.
> >>
> > They've just started putting milk solids in the Green and Black's 85%
> > cocoa
> > solids chocolate and I'm Vegan! :o(
> >
> > I thought this sort of thing would happen when I found out that dumb
> > bloody
> > Cadbury's had bought a 60% stake in the company!
> >
> > The G&B stuff is £1.69 ($3.35) a bar. The Sainsbury's is 99p ($1.96) a
> > bar.
> > So I'm saving money as well.
> >
> Drinking Hot cocoa makes me "Hot"!
>
With me, it's peanuts, curries with any kind of bean in it, particularly
mung and black-eye peas, and any curry with a bit too much asafoetida in
it! - even at 61, these are still most effective!

http://www.theepicentre.com/Spices/asafetid.html

It's one of the 'secret ingredients of good authentic curries.

Better put a pun in:

Q: How does a priest who's an enthusiastic ornithologist begin a service?

A: Let osprey!

And if his church got shot up, would he get caught in the crossfire?!!

07-05-2008, 03:37 PM
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>
> <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
> news:eJKdnU84q4LYCPPVnZ2dnUVZ_qninZ2d@centurytel.n et...
>>
>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
>> news:Vzibk.20464$E41.16715@text.news.virginmedia.c om...
>> >
>> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
>> > news:lYmdnZW1FK6fz_DVnZ2dnUVZ_gednZ2d@centurytel.n et...
>> >>
>> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
>> >> news:xhcbk.20382$E41.12325@text.news.virginmedia.c om...
>> >> >
>> >> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
>> >> > news:ytKdneDecNWRpfnVnZ2dnUVZ_vadnZ2d@centurytel.n et...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
>> >> >> news:BZT8k.16446$E41.281@text.news.virginmedia.com ...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >> >> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his lightsaber
> as
>> >> >> >> > a
>> >> >> >> > night light.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor
>> >> >> >> after
>> > a
>> >> >> >> close election.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also
> set
>> > up
>> >> >> >> a
>> >> >> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > They look after the chocolate bars?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> Yum...
>> >> >>
>> >> > I used to like Galaxy chocolate, except the main flavour was the
>> > modified
>> >> > starch from cornflour that it was thickened with. Shoiws how little
>> > cocoa
>> >> > there was in it! It didn't like me though. Gave me indigestion it
> did!
>> >> >
>> >> > I'm noshing a bar of inSainsbury's Belgian dark chocolate at the
>> >> > moment.
>> >> > Umyay umyay! Uchmay Etterbay!
>> >> >
>> >> I like dark chocolate as well.
>> >>
>> > They've just started putting milk solids in the Green and Black's 85%
>> > cocoa
>> > solids chocolate and I'm Vegan! :o(
>> >
>> > I thought this sort of thing would happen when I found out that dumb
>> > bloody
>> > Cadbury's had bought a 60% stake in the company!
>> >
>> > The G&B stuff is £1.69 ($3.35) a bar. The Sainsbury's is 99p ($1.96) a
>> > bar.
>> > So I'm saving money as well.
>> >
>> Drinking Hot cocoa makes me "Hot"!
>>
> With me, it's peanuts, curries with any kind of bean in it, particularly
> mung and black-eye peas, and any curry with a bit too much asafoetida in
> it! - even at 61, these are still most effective!
>
> http://www.theepicentre.com/Spices/asafetid.html
>
> It's one of the 'secret ingredients of good authentic curries.

Thanks for the "secret info".

> Better put a pun in:
>
> Q: How does a priest who's an enthusiastic ornithologist begin a service?
>
> A: Let osprey!
>
> And if his church got shot up, would he get caught in the crossfire?!!
>
Probably would.

HJ

nemo
07-13-2008, 01:53 PM
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>
> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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> >
> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
> > news:oIKdnVsbdrrub_rVnZ2dnUVZ_gudnZ2d@centurytel.n et...
> >>
> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> >> news:0fI9k.17627$E41.5794@text.news.virginmedia.co m...
> >> >
> >> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
> >> > news:VbKdne-kkpYOOfvVnZ2dnUVZ_hOdnZ2d@centurytel.net...
> >> >>
> >> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> >> >> news:Nbx9k.17436$E41.15407@text.news.virginmedia.c om...
> >> >> >
> >> >> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
> >> >> > news:ytKdneDecNWRpfnVnZ2dnUVZ_vadnZ2d@centurytel.n et...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> >> >> >> news:BZT8k.16446$E41.281@text.news.virginmedia.com ...
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> >> >> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his
lightsaber
> > as
> >> >> >> >> > a
> >> >> >> >> > night light.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be Chancellor
> >> >> >> >> after
> >> > a
> >> >> >> >> close election.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and also
> > set
> >> > up
> >> >> >> >> a
> >> >> >> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > They look after the chocolate bars?
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Yum...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> > You're not Spitfire from alt.tastless.humour from 9/11 days are
yer.
> > He
> >> >> > used
> >> >> > to do one-word answers.
> >> >>
> >> >> NO.
> >> >>
> >> > Fairy nough.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > He also used to try to wind people up by signing off, "You done
> >> >> > yet?"
> >> >> > so
> >> > I
> >> >> > started using, "Odin yet?? Norse not!"
> >> >>
> >> >> Shocking!
> >> >>
> >> > So are Donner Kebabs!
> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> > We've got a beer here in teh UK called Spitfire and at teh bottom
of
> >> >> > teh
> >> >> > label it says, "The Bottle of Britain"!!
> >> >>
> >> >> Wish I had a dozen bottles of it right now!
> >> >>
> >> >> > Yum, again!
> >> >> >
> >> >> That was nice of you.
> >> >>
> >> > Purely accidental higher sewer ewe.
> >> >
> >> What are the odds of that?
> >>
> > About 12:50. I'm having Batata curry (Alloo alloo alloo!) in a few
> > minutes,
> > with Basmati rice and a mung bean curry with all the spices that aren't
in
> > the Batata Vada. Works well that does. You get a nice contrast of
> > flavours -
> > and with a nice bottle of inSainsbury's Montepulciano d'Abruzzo to wash
it
> > down with.
> >
> > Well, only two or three glasses actually. I've got to be up early
tomorrow
> > to take delivery of a Sigma 10-20mm zoom lens. I'm fed up with having to
> > walk backwards to get everything in shot! There are these things called
> > cliffs you know! :o(
> >
> > Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghghghghg ! . . . . SPLATT!
> >
> Curry....GOOD!
>
> Splat....BAD!

And if it's Vindaloo and it splashes . . . Great Balls of Fire!!!!!!
>
Lens....DAMNED GOOD BUT WEIRD!!

As long as you keep the fore-and-aft axis horizontal it's fine. Very wide
sensible pics. I'm gettin a tripod and a spirit level the fits into teh
flash Hot Shoe for that.

Tilt it up or down and the world goes crazy though! Great for trick shots!

http://www.sigmaphoto.com/lenses/lenses_all_details.asp?id=3301&navigator=6

Enter "Sigma 10-20mm" into Google Images. In between all the pics of the
lens itself there are a few good eggs ampoules of what it's taken.

07-13-2008, 10:57 PM
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>
> <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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>>
>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
>> news:Uzibk.20463$E41.2855@text.news.virginmedia.co m...
>> >
>> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
>> > news:oIKdnVsbdrrub_rVnZ2dnUVZ_gudnZ2d@centurytel.n et...
>> >>
>> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
>> >> news:0fI9k.17627$E41.5794@text.news.virginmedia.co m...
>> >> >
>> >> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
>> >> > news:VbKdne-kkpYOOfvVnZ2dnUVZ_hOdnZ2d@centurytel.net...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
>> >> >> news:Nbx9k.17436$E41.15407@text.news.virginmedia.c om...
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
>> >> >> > news:ytKdneDecNWRpfnVnZ2dnUVZ_vadnZ2d@centurytel.n et...
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> news:BZT8k.16446$E41.281@text.news.virginmedia.com ...
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> > news:47F18203.13841E95@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Stan Jensen wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> > Biggest Surprises in the New "Star Wars" Movie
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> > Anakin is actually afraid of the dark and uses his
> lightsaber
>> > as
>> >> >> >> >> > a
>> >> >> >> >> > night light.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Sith Lords actually fight with Dark Sabers.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> The Empire bans the teaching of evolution in schools.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> The Republic Supreme Court declared Palpatine to be
>> >> >> >> >> Chancellor
>> >> >> >> >> after
>> >> > a
>> >> >> >> >> close election.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Diebold supplies voting machines to the Republic.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> The Republic's Senate passed a "Galactic Patriot Act" and
>> >> >> >> >> also
>> > set
>> >> > up
>> >> >> >> >> a
>> >> >> >> >> "Home Galaxy Security Department".
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > They look after the chocolate bars?
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Yum...
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> > You're not Spitfire from alt.tastless.humour from 9/11 days are
> yer.
>> > He
>> >> >> > used
>> >> >> > to do one-word answers.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> NO.
>> >> >>
>> >> > Fairy nough.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > He also used to try to wind people up by signing off, "You done
>> >> >> > yet?"
>> >> >> > so
>> >> > I
>> >> >> > started using, "Odin yet?? Norse not!"
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Shocking!
>> >> >>
>> >> > So are Donner Kebabs!
>> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > We've got a beer here in teh UK called Spitfire and at teh bottom
> of
>> >> >> > teh
>> >> >> > label it says, "The Bottle of Britain"!!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Wish I had a dozen bottles of it right now!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > Yum, again!
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> That was nice of you.
>> >> >>
>> >> > Purely accidental higher sewer ewe.
>> >> >
>> >> What are the odds of that?
>> >>
>> > About 12:50. I'm having Batata curry (Alloo alloo alloo!) in a few
>> > minutes,
>> > with Basmati rice and a mung bean curry with all the spices that aren't
> in
>> > the Batata Vada. Works well that does. You get a nice contrast of
>> > flavours -
>> > and with a nice bottle of inSainsbury's Montepulciano d'Abruzzo to wash
> it
>> > down with.
>> >
>> > Well, only two or three glasses actually. I've got to be up early
> tomorrow
>> > to take delivery of a Sigma 10-20mm zoom lens. I'm fed up with having
>> > to
>> > walk backwards to get everything in shot! There are these things called
>> > cliffs you know! :o(
>> >
>> > Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghghghghg ! . . . . SPLATT!
>> >
>> Curry....GOOD!
>>
>> Splat....BAD!
>
> And if it's Vindaloo and it splashes . . . Great Balls of Fire!!!!!!
>>
> Lens....DAMNED GOOD BUT WEIRD!!
>
> As long as you keep the fore-and-aft axis horizontal it's fine. Very wide
> sensible pics. I'm gettin a tripod and a spirit level the fits into teh
> flash Hot Shoe for that.
>
> Tilt it up or down and the world goes crazy though! Great for trick shots!
>
> http://www.sigmaphoto.com/lenses/lenses_all_details.asp?id=3301&navigator=6
>
> Enter "Sigma 10-20mm" into Google Images. In between all the pics of the
> lens itself there are a few good eggs ampoules of what it's taken.

Lawdy!...Lawdy!