View Full Version : Re: Halloween Puns


Tim Bruening
07-09-2008, 02:19 AM
nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44A8BD08.8837E0B0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41822E90.CA4C74B5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Halloween Puns:
> > > >
> > > > SUB: Sports Utility Broom, flown by wealthy witches. I saw this pun
> in
> > > > a Mother Goose and Grimm 2 years ago.
> > > >
> > > > Pumpkin: Relative of a pump.
> > > >
> > > > Halloweenie: Hallowed out hot dog.
> > >
> > > Or what a very fat man can say without the aid of a mirror after he's
> lost a
> > > lot of weight!
> > > >
> > > > Booting: Ghost bell or ringing ghost.
> >
> > The vampire baseball game was called on account of sun.
>
> Called off or on?

Off, since vampires are killed by the sun.



> A trashy Britush tabloid newspaper owned by Rupe-hurt Murder-dock is
> sponsoring baseball now?
>
> http://www.thesun.co.uk/

What evidence do you have against Murdock?