Irina's Russian Federation #2

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good idea startin a new thread.. the other one was overloaded. anyways.

i have to say, i also am a madwoman in a car ;).

*walks over to Mac to check out the weapons*
 
Yo folks! Crys? You okay, hun? Remind me to never let Irina near me with any sort of needle... (backs slowly away)

(Walks over to Starr and Flame. Shakes Flames hand) I'm Mac. And yes, Starr, you are an ERA.

Kris? In the case of Froggy, smirk all ya want. :D
 
I'm cool. *falls over* Still working out the effects of this tranq. *gets up* Yeah be afraid of Irina with a needle.

felgercarb...gotta get the test for the new recuit. *falls over again and hits the side of a desk* Oh eh...ouch. *gets back up*

*hears Randi* You got mad driving skills too? I should test them out on the next mission the girls go on. So did you pick out a weapon that you want?
 
Here (walks over to fridge and pulls out her secret weapon for 7 am classes. Tosses to Crys) Say it with me: Caffenine! (Gets on knees and bows down) Yes, I am in my right mind. At least I think I am. Maybe? (Goes to put head down on desk)
 
*grabs secret weapon* Caffenine! Yum! *Takes a drink* Me gusta! I really could have used this morning for my exam.

Hey Starr! Here is Flame's test:

(1) What are the names of the IRF guard dogs?
(2) How does Irina like her coffee?
(3) What is the square root of 144?
(4) Which of the following numbers is a prime number? 2,12,47,15,9?
(5) If a mute man walks into a store and wants toothpaste, all he has to do is mimick brushing his teeth. So if a blind man walks in and wants toothpaste, what does he have to do?
 
dude... eeshy.. i guess that means i gotta make sure irina doesn't stick a needle in me either. ya so just wondering, crys, when should i start my training with randi? and randi! dude! mad driving skills, huh? we have something in common. now if there's any time when we use two vans instead of one, you get one van and i get the other. ;)

and wait.. crys.. you never told me about ne weapon! and what *is* caffenine? i've heard of caffeine but not that other stuff. what is it? :blink:
 
Caffenine...lol...I'm sure she meant caffeine...or maybe its her more powerful version of the stuff.

Oh..wait...oops guess I forgot. Well pick a weapon that you want to keep with you at all times.

Ok I looked through all the pages of the last thread..this is what I found on the positions. Now keep in mind...half of these are done by the same person b/c half of my agents have disappeared. I'm actually thinking of demoting those agents listed at heads of those departments (the ones that are MIA) and replace them with people who will actually be around.


LIST OF IRF POSITIONS


Weapons Specialist - Mac

*Thieves (Codename: ERA)


Lead Intelligence Specialist – Amanda

*Intelligence Agents


Assassination Intelligence Leader – Agent B

*Assassins



"The Gulag"


(aka the Torture Department) (A place or situation of great suffering and hardship, likened to the atmosphere in a prison system or a forced labor camp)


The Gulag Executive – Leafy

*Gulag Administrators


Advanced Technology Department

ATD Coordinator - Kris

* ATD Techs (aka what Marshall does)
 
oh.. :mellow: okies.. i've never really had coffee except for finger dips... i hope you get better mac!


weapon.. hmmm... i'm not quite sure what'd i'd like to have around me at all times. what do you have available, mac?
 
Hello Randi and welcome! Yes...After you pick your weapon, pick which department(s) you'd like to work for, since the majority of our agents are MIA we all have our official titles and stuff...but we end up doing lots of everything sometimes.

So, I'm going to take some intiative here and give you and Erika the tour around the place. Right now, we're in the main lobby, I don't think we've ever come up with an official name for it...its just... the foyer I guess!

Down this hall here we have Crys' and Irina's offices.
*Walks down hall, Randi and Erika following. Goes through door at end of hallway, goes down staircase, through door at bottom*

And here we have the Gulag. The place where we extract information. Right now, I believe our most active Gulag agent is Nat.

*(Use your imagination...this room is like every torture room you've ever seen in Alias or in any other movie combined. Scary, huh?!) Kris leads back up stairs, through foyer, down another hall*

This hall hold my domain, the Advanced Technology Department. * Goes through one door*

This is the main ATD. Agents have their own desks, computers, and lockers. My office is through that door in the back. *Goes back into hall and enters door on other side*

This is the Op Tech room. We make equiptment and stuff in here. *(Think Marshall's lab.) Kris once again leads out of the room and points to the back of the hall*

That door is to the Supply Closet. Weapons, equitment, money ect is kept there along with anything else that should be in a safe.

*Goes back through foyer, down another hall, through another door*

Here is Mac's domain, the ERA quarters. Once again, agents have their own desks and lockers. They keep their own personal weapons handy here all the time. Mac's office is through that door.

*Back in the foyer, Kris points out dark, spiderwebby hall*

Intelligence offices and breifing rooms are down thataway. As you can see, they are not in much use anymore.

And that concludes our tour. :smiley:

Now my last question...can I go through training also? I'd like to get field rated too....could come in handy sometime. I just need to learn how to fight and use knives.
 
Ok im here, not as IRF or whatever, im supposed to be doing my german homework but i wanted to say, PLEASE for the love of god dont go inot the LRF thread and stuff things up im only , uh what i meant to say was Their only just getting up and running, so ambush in HERE!!!!!!!!


*STARR ISNT AROUND SO JESS LEAVES*
 
hey, Mac, since you're the weapons expert maybe you can suggest something? i just need a small weapon, something i can keep strapped to my thigh? ;). oh and a knife. i like to carve into wood, among other things -_-.

oh yeah. i forgot to mention that i'm fluent in 3 languages, and i can buy a shirt in Spanish. lol. i can actually do a little more than that in Spanish but i'm fluent in Arabic, French and English. that might turn out to be helpful on some occasions.

i don't know which department i'd like to work with.. they all seem so interesting...

oh and another useful thing is that i'm quite flexible and small so i can fit places.. although i'm slightly claustrophobic. ah. yeah.
 
*flame walks bak into crys's office*
Hey Starr! Here is Flame's test:

ok ok 1, irishka and rushka, 2, black, 3, 12, 4, 47 and finally 5 the blind man just has to ask for the toothpaste...ummm if thats like ur ultimate test to get in, im not suprised you have a few backstabbers!!

starr- FLAME?! god you are such an embarrasing sister!
flame-ohh get over it! anywho that test was easy as! wat next, training?! cos well...i dunno whether starr's told you before but we've were in "training" since...like i dunno how old were we?
starr-*starr rubs her forehead frustrated* why ohh why did you have to come bak into mi life....we were 7!! 7 flame!! as if you wouldn't rememba our so called "trainming"!!! uhhh *starr walks off emotional and frustrated*
flame-ahhh somfin tells me i shouldn't have brought that bak up....
 
:eek:fftopic: JESS!

Okay IRF peeps...I'm respecting Jess on this on. Lets stay out of the LRF thread for now. Unless LRF people starting popping in here, then we have no business here. *slap forehead* I can't believe I said that.

~*~*~*~

Very nice Randi!

I speak Spanish and English fluently...studying Russian at the moment. I'm pretty good at speaking/reading Italian and I able to read that famous dead language...Latin.

Now Arabic was another lanuage I was shooting to learn.

Now whatever department you'd like...let me know. You can be a double/triple agent...etc.

Looks like you gotta great resume.

~*~*~*~

Hey Starr and Flame...what else were ya'll trained for? *Looks at Flame's test results and listens to her comments.

Crys then says "A smart mouth like that can get you killed around here...or even sent to the Gulag. Trust me this agency has more secret than you people realize and sometimes not everything is as it seems"

Flame and Starr..why don't you come with us?

~*~*~*~

Kris, Randi, Flame, Starr and Erika....I'm gonna get ya'll field rated...so follow me to the training area. *Hands Randi a knife* Here's that weapon you wanted.

Okay peeps...line up at a booth. *Hands a gun to all 5* Lets get to the basics.
Shoot for head, liver, heart, neck....and if its a guy you are shooting at...the groin. *evil grin* All of those are for the kill. Now if you just want to stop them...then go for the legs and ankles. And if you want to just prove a point...shoot in the shoulder. *Irina watches from the corner and smiles*

Not that I want to give Irina any more bright ideas...

Okay girls...first with start with immobilzing then we go for the kill.

*Crys places ear plugs and the girls start shooting*
 
*fires at knees and thighs, missing a few shots while aiming at the ankles*

damn..

*Irina sneaks up behind Randi, holding her arms firmly with her hands*

Irina: try again

*Randi aims and the ankle and shoots, making a direct hit*

Randi: wow.. thanks! *smiles*

*Irina winks and goes back to her corner*


~~

ya know, i think i'd like to be an Intelligence Agent in addition to field Agent ;).

and Crys, i'd love to be able to speak Russian!
 
Yay! Shooting! (Grabs earphones and shooting glasses and heads over to watch)

(Yells) Hey Crys! What we shooting today? 9's? I'm partial to my 22, actually. There's actually a lot of people not field rated here. Crazy, I tell you. Crazy...

(Leans against workbench) Keep your elbows and wrists locked! Dominant foot back!
 
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Yay! Shooting! (Grabs earphones and shooting glasses and heads over to watch)

(Yells) Hey Crys! What we shooting today? 9's? I'm partial to my 22, actually. There's actually a lot of people not field rated here. Crazy, I tell you. Crazy...

(Leans against workbench) Keep your elbows and wrists locked! Dominant foot back!
Mac...I'm starting them with the 9's then maybe I'll work them onto the 22.

You can shoot with your 22. You are one of the few who are field rated...lol.

*Randi tries shooting for the heart, but hits shoulder instead*

*Crys holds her arm properly* Ok...now try. *Randi shoots a perfect shot* The key is in the elbow.

*Crys goes back and watches them* Okay...STOP!

*All the girls stop shooting* *Crys presses a button and replaces the old dummies with a new dummy*

Okay on this round I want to work on the "deadly area"...get as much practice as you can b/c later on we will move to moving targets! Now go ahead!

*girls start shooting again*

*Crys watches Mac who shoots the head off of the dummy*

Ouch that's gotta hurt!

:eek:fftopic: Hey Randi! I wish I could speak Arabic...now that would be cool!
 
*Randi shoots the head, heart and neck.. she misses out on the liver*

hrm.. let's try the groin shall we...

*Randi positions her arms the way Irina and Crys showed her and makes a perfect shot*

OUCH... i'm getting the hang of this! hah!
 
*Kris watches her old dummy leave with no knees and no elbows. She is smileing as she begins her second round of shooting. One round to the forehead, three to the heart, two to the neck, one in the groin. Puts gun down.*

No problem. I've got my own Glocks upstairs, too. :smiley: This is fun! I will probably take that back when we get to hand-to-hand tho.

Yes mam about the staying out of LRF. I shall not post there again. But can't I spy a little? You know, set up passive survellience?

I have a suggestion too. Since there hasn't really been an Intelligence Department for awhile....Why doesn't Randi head it up after we finish training? Amanda hasn't been here in a long time.

Edited because Iris=Randi and I keep typing Iris! :smiley:
 
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